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Malk

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Josh:Hey Donovan, you got anything to drink?
Donovan:Yeah. In the fridge.
Julian: Hey josh,um, grab me a glass of malk.
Josh:They don't have any malk, but i can get you some milk.
Donovan:That's, what he just said.
Julian:Yeah,I just want some malk.
Josh: Well,you're saying MALK,like its a disease.
Donovan:How do,YOU say it?
Josh: I'm saying it, the way, everyone ought-ta say it.Milk, M I L K.
Donovan: Yeah, like 2 percent.
Julian:Yeah, whole malk.
Josh: Nonononono, say milkshake.
Julian: Milkshake.
Josh: Ok, now say, milk
Julian: Malk.
Josh: Are you hearing this?
Donovan: Yeah. The man wants a glass of mulk.
Josh: MULK?
Donovan:GIVE HIM THE MULK JOSH!
Donovan's dad: Donovan, inside voices please.
Donovan:Sorry dad. My white friends.
Julian:JOSH, POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK!
Josh:Why are you yelling at, me?
Donovan:JUST, GIVE HIM, THE FREAKING MULK
Josh:YOU GUYS ARE'NT EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!
Julian: WERE ALL SAYING, MALK JOSH.
Josh:NO, YOU'RE SAYING MALK. YOU'RE SAYING,
Julian and Donovan: MALLLLLLK MULLLLLLLLLMAAAAAAA MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,
Josh:SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Donovan:BETTER PUT IT DOWN JOSH!
Julian:DON'T DO IT JOSH.
Josh:YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!
*Loud screaming*
Josh:And then, we pulled, the trigger. All of us.
Julian: Dude, we are, not filming something like that.
Josh:Why not?
It's just so, dark. I dunno.
I DO NOT OWN THIS. All the credit goes to Juliansmith87.
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